Reasons Why Southern Women Will Always Survive a Horror Movie

October 30, 2018

They know how to handle chainsaws better than Leatherface.

If the car would not start they know how to fix it

If the power goes off they know how to flip a breaker

They know not to hide in the shed with garden tools

They always have a buddy sytem to go into a creepy bathroom

No high heels in the woods

They carry everything in the purse to be able to survive for a week